Weekly Update 31 May 2021

Lockdown Quiz

The latest quiz from Julie Clarke (number 61) has been loaded to the website as well as the answers to number 60. Go to the quiz page where you’ll also find this week’s music quiz (number 60) and the answers to music quiz number 59. Our quiz page lists all the quizzes that have been set previously.

Group News

Diary Dates reminder

Informal Coffee Morning

21 June 2021

Time: 10:30am to 12noon

Location: Sandbach Rugby Club, Bradwall Road, CW11 1RA

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A simple drop in session. You don’t need to book in advance – just turn up at the Rugby Club. Coffee and biscuits are free and your Committee will be there to welcome you. The Rugby Club has a very large covered marquee and lots of outdoor tables where it is possible to meet safely in groups of six and stay within current government guidelines.

(Please come along at 10.30 or after, as a committee meeting will take place before the coffee morning)

Coffee Morning & Membership Renewal

14, 28 July 2021, 28 July 2021 and 11, 25 August 2021

Time: 9:30 to 11:30am

Location: Sandbach Rugby Club, Bradwall Road, CW11 1RA

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Enjoy a cup of coffee and an informal chat with fellow members whilst renewing your membership

Help joining a group

Whilst the library desk is not in use, if you need assistance to join a group please either email groups.co-ordinator@sandbachu3a.org.uk or leave a note in the u3a post box in the library.

On a Lighter Note

Genuine answers from 16 year olds (Possibly!)

    • Name the four seasons. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
    • How is dew formed? The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
    • What are steroids ? Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
    • What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
    • How can you delay milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow.
    • What is the fibula? A small lie.
    • What does ‘varicose’ mean? Nearby.
    • Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
    • What is a seizure ? A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit).
    • What does the word ‘benign’ mean? Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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